“I don’t understand tumblr and therefore don’t approve of it”

We’re switching back:

http://mirandadisapproves.blogspot.com/

TEA AS A MORNING BEVERAGE

Tea is fine on a rainy afternoon.  Tea in the morning is for pussies.  Real men and women drink coffee.  Milk or sugar is acceptable.  Both is also for pussies.

Really? You believe that cutting foodstamps will stop the poor from “overbreeding?”

FOOD ALLERGIES

“I don’t believe in them.  When I was a kid, we all went to birthday parties and ate cake and ice cream.  No one was lactose-intolerant, no one got spelt cake, or whatever, because they were allergic to gluten.  Kids ate PB&J for lunch, just like their parents did.  I just can’t believe that in a single generation we’ve gone from largely omnivorous to wildly limited in our ability to digest food.  Allergies are usually imaginary and I don’t approve of them.”